The canon,
so far.
Sixty-three field reports. Fifty-five million views in ten weeks. One man’s composure.
Ranked by Instagram views · the top three are totals to date; the rest are last-30-day figures and understate the older films · updated 8 September 2026
Forty refrigerated feet of flavored creamer. Three million views. He has still not recovered.
Nothing there yet. He is deciding.
Would We Have Dated as Teenagers?
Paris, the nineties, a face already drafting opinions. The verdict was unanimous, and hers.
Watch → Field Report3.5M viewsThe Coffee Creamer Aisle
Forty refrigerated feet of non-dairy optimism. He has not recovered. Neither has the comment section.
Watch → Field Report3.3M viewsMarket Basket, A Horror Film
His first trip, edited like a horror movie, because that is what it was.
Watch → The Archive2.1M viewsTeenage Sacha
The follow-up the comment section demanded. He was fifteen. He was already like this.
Watch → Field Report1.6M viewsThe Local Beach, A Horror Film
He asked where the beach club was. Sir. This is Massachusetts.
Watch → Field Report1.5M viewsThe Assimilation Attempt
My favourite animal is my French husband trying to blend in. He is not blending in.
Watch → The Sabotage569K viewsWhat’s For Lunch
POV: you ask your Massachusetts wife what is for lunch. He had questions about all of it.
Watch → Field Report560K viewsAmerican Barbecue
An afternoon of meat and no first course. He is still processing the structure.
Watch → Franchise470K viewsThe Frenchman vs. The Fluffernutter
Episode one of a series nobody sanctioned. Marshmallow is not a condiment. He said it twice.
Watch → La Tribune297K viewsIntro to Native French, Lesson 1
He teaches. You will not learn. That is not the point of the lesson.
Watch → The Mailbag273K viewsReading the Comments on Our 7M+ Video
Seven million views and the internet had notes. We read them to him. He answered most.
Watch → The Verdict250K viewsThe €12 Pharmacy Cream
“You should age naturally. French women just use a twelve-euro pharmacy cream.”
Watch → Field Report234K viewsMonster Energy, The Hard Way
It was in the blind tasting as a control he did not consent to. He identified it immediately.
Watch → Family224K viewsThird Wheeling Your Mom
POV: third wheeling your own mother and your French husband. They get on. That is the problem.
Watch → Field Report219K viewsThe Atlantic Is Not The Mediterranean
A realisation arrived at slowly, in cold water, at a New England beach in August.
Watch → La Tribune211K viewsKaia Gerber, I’m Going To Need You To Back Off
A formal statement from the wife. No further questions were taken.
Watch → The Archive192K viewsHow Did We End Up Here?
The wedding, the accent, the decision. A short answer to the question everyone asks.
Watch → The Mailbag182K viewsWho The Internet Says He Looks Like
The comment section returned a verdict. The saxophones kept getting louder.
Watch → The Archive176K viewsNot All Formative Years Are Created Equally
Sacha, 2005. Evidence submitted without comment, because none was required.
Watch → Field Report159K viewsThe Root Beer Float
A drink, a dessert, and a texture he had no vocabulary for. All three at once.
Watch → La Tribune158K viewsHow Do You Say LFG In French
There is no direct translation. He tried. It took a while.
Watch → The Archive158K viewsThe Weekly Thirst Trap
Filed under: content he did not authorise and cannot stop.
Watch → Field Report107K viewsLa Rentrée vs Back to School
One country restarts on a Monday. The other spends six weeks in an aisle.
Watch → The Quest65.5K viewsHome Depot, First Contact
POV: your French husband goes to Home Depot for the first time. He has decided to build a deck.
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Every Thursday
Chic or Pas
His verdict on American things. Four to six items, fifteen seconds, no explanation. The chair? Pas. The price? Also pas.
Episodes land on Instagram first and are collected here. Tell him what to judge next — the best suggestions become episodes.
There is also a podcast — one episode so far, in which we read him the comments and he answers the ones he likes.
New field reports most days. He does not know he is the show. The documentation continues.